I chatted him up a bit about some bullshit I can't even remember and then hit him with my card. I called out to him, getting his attention and called him over. Just as I did, he threw the case of water on his shoulder and started that fast-paced strut of his again on his way out of the store.
The guy from the auto center yelled out behind me and I just kept going.Zander made it to the check-out line before my old ass could catch him so I headed around the registers and parked on the bench outside the restrooms, waiting and trying to catch my breath. This guy was hauling ass with a case of water on his shoulder and my fat ass was struggling to keep up. And I was not going to stop until I got a chance to speak with him. But not far ahead was something I was quite familiar with. I even left my keys with this stranger as I lost all consciousness and went into my 'gotta get me this man' trance and headed off into the wilderness of motor oil, air filters, car stereos and things I ain't never seen before. The man called after me as I strolled away on a mission. Once I saw Zander the car could have exploded for all I cared if having it serviced meant losing the chance to get this hottie. The man at the counter was asking me what type of oil I wanted and I just walked away, suddenly not caring if my car was serviced or not. In fact, think about the underwear aisle and all the hot men on the packages to get yourself more in the spirit of the kind of Wal-Mart adventure I'm talking about.There now, ready? So, there I was minding my own business trying to get my oil changed at the Super Saver Auto Center when out of the corner of my eye I see this hunk stroll by in the auto section, looking for something. Now close your eyes and try not to envision the really bad floral arrangements or the senior citizen greeters for just a moment. I'll take you back to my local Wal-Mart right now and you can come along on the journey that led to me meeting our War Chest hunk of the night, Zander. sexy, hot and broke is a combination that I can never pass up when I'm shopping my local Wal-Mart and I support them whole-heartedly for the true American made male goodness and wholeness they supply to us in such great abundance.Such fine American pride comes in so many varieties and tonight I'm introducing you to just one out of thousands available. I'm talking about the hot, hot men that stroll the isles in search of deals to help them save on the tight budgets we all keep these days. And I'm not talking about the roll back specials or the friendly senior citizen greeters or cheap deals on underwear. Let me tell you, there is so much more to your local Wal-Mart than may meet the eye.